PATREON

THE BRAGGING RIGHTS, THE DEALS, THE STEALS, BONUS CONTENT, EXTRA FOOTAGE, AND MORE?

WANT THAT SWEET SWEET?

ONLY TO THE FIRST 100 LUCKY DICERS

Whats Included:

• Production support

• Early access

• Exclusive content

We're honored to have you join us in the bubbling primeval magma of this creative project! Making this show is our very favorite thing to do and supporting us at the beginning of our journey means we will love you forever! Truly. Honoring us with your patronage now means you'll always have access to exclusive Primordial Perks in the future like merch, digital hangouts and early access to content. And gifting us with your hard-plundered dollars means we can buy important stuff like mics and hard drives and juice for the 3D printer and other items too hideous to mention here!